if you don’t watch supernatural, what are you doing with your life
Probably being happy.
you have a point
1. Your boy side
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
 Shopping is torture
 Sad movies suck
 You own a car racing game.
[x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
 At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.
 You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on tv.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
 You go to your dad for advice.
 You own like a trillion baseball caps.
 You used to collect hockey cards.
 Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
 It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
 Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
 You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
 Sports are fun.
 You talk with food in your mouth.
 You sleep with your socks on at night.
[x] You have fished at least once.
2. Your girl side
[x] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[x] You go to your mom to talk.
 You consider cheerleading a sport.
 You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
 You cried watching the notebook
[x] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
 You don’t like the movie star wars.
[x] You are/were in gymnastics.
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
 You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] You like putting make-up on others.
[x] You like being the star of everything.
[x] I am shorter than 5′5″.
 I have many scars.
 I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
 I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
 I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I’ve had/have braces.
[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than two piercings.
 I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
 I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I’ve been to a casino.
 I’ve been skydiving.
 I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
 I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
 I’ve crashed a car.
[x] I’ve been skiing.
[x] I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
 I’ve seen the northern lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[x] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.
[x] I’ve eaten sushi.
[x] I’ve been snowboarding.
 I’m single.
[x] I’m in a relationship.
 I’m engaged.
 I’m married.
[x] I miss someone right now.
 I’ve gotten divorced.
 I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
 I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve snuck out
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[x] I’ve ran a red light.
[x] I’ve witnessed a crime.
 I’ve been in a fist fight.
 I’ve been arrested.
7. Death and suicide
[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
 I’ve seen someone dying.
 Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
 I’ve planned my own suicide before.
 I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
[x] I can sing well
 Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x?] I open up to others easily.
 I watch the news.
 I don’t kill bugs.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[x] I am a morning person.
 I paid for a cell phone ring tone.
 I am a sports fanatic.
 I twirl my hair.
 I care about grammar.
 I have “?”’s in my screen name.
 I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
[x?] I would wear pajamas to school.
 I like Martha Stewart.
 I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
 I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class.
[x] I am ticklish.
 I love white chocolate.
 I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
 I’m good at remembering names.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates.
[x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
I am so fucking mad and crying my eyes out ok
at least you still have your eyes
how dare you
based on this post because every damn time i think about it it makes me laugh dammit
can’t wait to not get kissed again this new years
Baby im so sorry
dont hate me cause you cant penetrate me
This is gold. I literally want this emblazoned on a rhinestone necklace